The Elle Word, Arrrgghhh, I’m developing another crush on a...

Arrrgghhh, I’m developing another crush on a straight girl… Go away feelings! You are not wanted here!

Oh yeah, if you haven’t worked out by the “The Elle Word” thing, I’m a lesbian. And my name is Elle. (Get it, huh? Huh?) And I also may be the only lesbian in existence that doesn’t actually like “The L Word”…

I wish I actually knew another dyke so I’d at LEAST have a chance to like somebody that could potentially return my feelings but noooooo…

Qucking hell.